{"id":584,"date":"2011-06-06T11:14:14","date_gmt":"2011-06-06T17:14:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tabletoptalk.com\/?p=584"},"modified":"2011-06-06T11:21:27","modified_gmt":"2011-06-06T17:21:27","slug":"the-napoleonic-bug-and-something-different","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tabletoptalk.com\/?p=584","title":{"rendered":"The Napoleonic Bug and Something Different&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems I&#8217;ve once again been bitten by the Napoleonic bug. How or why, I&#8217;ll never know. It is one of those things that seems to happen every so often&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So far the bug has only impacted my reading habits, but I suspect it will soon cause me more pain, as I&#8217;m feeling the need to setup a war game or two, and once that happens, I know I&#8217;ll need to paint more figures and&#8230; Well, we all know what happens next &#8211; a complete derailment of all other game projects.<\/p>\n<p>Alright then, so the Napoleonic bug &#8216;stuff&#8217; is as out of the way as it is going to be (for now), lets move on to the &#8216;something different&#8217; bit. Since we are on the theme of Napoleonics, I thought it would be fun to share a bit of my recent (fiction) reading.<\/p>\n<p>In addition to the purely historical aspects of the Napoleonic wars I&#8217;ve always enjoined a bit of fiction thrown into the mix. Sure, we have all heard of Bernard Cornwell&#8217;s Richard Sharpe and of course we can&#8217;t forget Lance Corporal Matthew Dodd of the 95th Rifles. We first meet Corporal Dodd in &#8220;Death to the French&#8221; by C.S. Forrester; Matthew Dodd also makes an appearance in &#8216;Sharpes Escape&#8217; by Bernard Cornwell. A character that I had all but forgotten is: Brigadier Gerard, the hero of a series of comic short stories by Arthur Conan Doyle. The hero of these stories is Etienne Gerard, a Hussar in the French Army during the Napoleonic Wars. Gerard is most vain &#8211; he is convinced that he is the bravest soldier, greatest swordsman, most accomplished horseman and gallant lover in all of France&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The stories were originally published in <strong>The Strand<\/strong> magazine between December 1894 and September 1903. They were later issued in two volumes as &#8216;The Exploits of Brigadier Gerard&#8217;, and &#8216;The Adventures of Gerard&#8217;. While the stories can still be found in print (most recent prints 2008) and online, I thought it would be fun to share the earliest of these stories with you here on <strong>Table Top Talk<\/strong>. So, without further delay I present for your reading pleasure from December 1894&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>HOW THE BRIGADIER WON HIS MEDAL<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Duke of Tarentum, or Macdonald, as his old comrades prefer to call<br \/>\nhim, was, as I could perceive, in the vilest of tempers. His grim,<br \/>\nScotch face was like one of those grotesque door-knockers which one sees<br \/>\nin the Faubourg St Germain. We heard afterwards that the Emperor had<br \/>\nsaid in jest that he would have sent him against Wellington in the<br \/>\nSouth, but that he was afraid to trust him within the sound of the<br \/>\npipes. Major Charpentier and I could plainly see that he was smouldering<br \/>\nwith anger.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Brigadier Gerard of the Hussars,&#8217; said he, with the air of the corporal<br \/>\nwith the recruit.<\/p>\n<p>I saluted.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Major Charpentier of the Horse Grenadiers.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>My companion answered to his name.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;The Emperor has a mission for you.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Without more ado he flung open the door and announced us.<\/p>\n<p>I have seen Napoleon ten times on horseback to once on foot, and I think<br \/>\nthat he does wisely to show himself to the troops in this fashion, for<br \/>\nhe cuts a very good figure in the saddle. As we saw him now he was the<br \/>\nshortest man out of six by a good hand&#8217;s breadth, and yet I am no very<br \/>\nbig man myself, though I ride quite heavy enough for a hussar. It is<br \/>\nevident, too, that his body is too long for his legs. With his big,<br \/>\nround head, his curved shoulders, and his clean-shaven face, he is more<br \/>\nlike a Professor at the Sorbonne than the first soldier in France. Every<br \/>\nman to his taste, but it seems to me that, if I could clap a pair of<br \/>\nfine light cavalry whiskers, like my own, on to him, it would do him no<br \/>\nharm. He has a firm mouth, however, and his eyes are remarkable. I have<br \/>\nseen them once turned on me in anger, and I had rather ride at a square<br \/>\non a spent horse than face them again. I am not a man who is easily<br \/>\ndaunted, either.<\/p>\n<p>He was standing at the side of the room, away from the window, looking<br \/>\nup at a great map of the country which was hung upon the wall. Berthier<br \/>\nstood beside him, trying to look wise, and just as we entered, Napoleon<br \/>\nsnatched his sword impatiently from him and pointed with it on the map.<br \/>\nHe was talking fast and low, but I heard him say, &#8216;The valley of the<br \/>\nMeuse,&#8217; and twice he repeated &#8216;Berlin.&#8217; As we entered, his aide-de-camp<br \/>\nadvanced to us, but the Emperor stopped him and beckoned us to his side.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;You have not yet received the cross of honour, Brigadier Gerard?&#8217; he<br \/>\nasked.<\/p>\n<p>I replied that I had not, and was about to add that it was not for want<br \/>\nof having deserved it, when he cut me short in his decided fashion.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;And you, Major?&#8217; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;No, sire.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Then you shall both have your opportunity now.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>He led us to the great map upon the wall and placed the tip of<br \/>\nBerthier&#8217;s sword on Rheims.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I will be frank with you, gentlemen, as with two comrades. You have<br \/>\nboth been with me since Marengo, I believe?&#8217; He had a strangely pleasant<br \/>\nsmile, which used to light up his pale face with a kind of cold<br \/>\nsunshine. &#8216;Here at Rheims are our present headquarters on this the 14th<br \/>\nof March. Very good. Here is Paris, distant by road a good twenty-five<br \/>\nleagues. Blucher lies to the north, Schwarzenberg to the south.&#8217; He<br \/>\nprodded at the map with the sword as he spoke.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Now,&#8217; said he, &#8216;the further into the country these people march, the<br \/>\nmore completely I shall crush them. They are about to advance upon<br \/>\nParis. Very good. Let them do so. My brother, the King of Spain, will be<br \/>\nthere with a hundred thousand men. It is to him that I send you. You<br \/>\nwill hand him this letter, a copy of which I confide to each of you. It<br \/>\nis to tell him that I am coming at once, in two days&#8217; time, with every<br \/>\nman and horse and gun to his relief. I must give them forty-eight hours<br \/>\nto recover. Then straight to Paris! You understand me, gentlemen?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Ah, if I could tell you the glow of pride which it gave me to be taken<br \/>\ninto the great man&#8217;s confidence in this way. As he handed our letters to<br \/>\nus I clicked my spurs and threw out my chest, smiling and nodding to let<br \/>\nhim know that I saw what he would be after. He smiled also, and rested<br \/>\nhis hand for a moment upon the cape of my dolman. I would have given<br \/>\nhalf my arrears of pay if my mother could have seen me at that instant.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I will show you your route,&#8217; said he, turning back to the map. &#8216;Your<br \/>\norders are to ride together as far as Bazoches. You will then separate,<br \/>\nthe one making for Paris by Oulchy and Neuilly, and the other to the<br \/>\nnorth by Braine, Soissons, and Senlis. Have you anything to say,<br \/>\nBrigadier Gerard?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>I am a rough soldier, but I have words and ideas. I had begun to speak<br \/>\nabout glory and the peril of France when he cut me short.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;And you, Major Charpentier?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;If we find our route unsafe, are we at liberty to choose another?&#8217; said<br \/>\nhe.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Soldiers do not choose, they obey.&#8217; He inclined his head to show that<br \/>\nwe were dismissed, and turned round to Berthier. I do not know what he<br \/>\nsaid, but I heard them both laughing.<\/p>\n<p>Well, as you may think, we lost little time in getting upon our way. In<br \/>\nhalf an hour we were riding down the High Street of Rheims, and it<br \/>\nstruck twelve o&#8217;clock as we passed the Cathedral. I had my little grey<br \/>\nmare, Violette, the one which Sebastiani had wished to buy after<br \/>\nDresden. It is the fastest horse in the six brigades of light cavalry,<br \/>\nand was only beaten by the Duke of Rovigo&#8217;s racer from England. As to<br \/>\nCharpentier, he had the kind of horse which a horse grenadier or a<br \/>\ncuirassier would be likely to ride: a back like a bedstead, you<br \/>\nunderstand, and legs like the posts. He is a hulking fellow himself, so<br \/>\nthat they looked a singular pair. And yet in his insane conceit he ogled<br \/>\nthe girls as they waved their handkerchiefs to me from the windows, and<br \/>\nhe twirled his ugly red moustache up into his eyes, just as if it were<br \/>\nto him that their attention was addressed.<\/p>\n<p>When we came out of the town we passed through the French camp, and then<br \/>\nacross the battle-field of yesterday, which was still covered both by<br \/>\nour own poor fellows and by the Russians. But of the two the camp was<br \/>\nthe sadder sight. Our army was thawing away. The Guards were all right,<br \/>\nthough the young guard was full of conscripts. The artillery and the<br \/>\nheavy cavalry were also good if there were more of them, but the<br \/>\ninfantry privates with their under officers looked like schoolboys with<br \/>\ntheir masters. And we had no reserves. When one considered that there<br \/>\nwere 80,000 Prussians to the north and 150,000 Russians and Austrians to<br \/>\nthe south, it might make even the bravest man grave.<\/p>\n<p>For my own part, I confess that I shed a tear until the thought came<br \/>\nthat the Emperor was still with us, and that on that very morning he had<br \/>\nplaced his hand upon my dolman and had promised me a medal of honour.<br \/>\nThis set me singing, and I spurred Violette on, until Charpentier had to<br \/>\nbeg me to have mercy on his great, snorting, panting camel. The road was<br \/>\nbeaten into paste and rutted two feet deep by the artillery, so that he<br \/>\nwas right in saying that it was not the place for a gallop.<\/p>\n<p>I have never been very friendly with this Charpentier; and now for<br \/>\ntwenty miles of the way I could not draw a word from him. He rode with<br \/>\nhis brows puckered and his chin upon his breast, like a man who is heavy<br \/>\nwith thought. More than once I asked him what was on his mind, thinking<br \/>\nthat, perhaps, with my quicker intelligence I might set the matter<br \/>\nstraight. His answer always was that it was his mission of which he was<br \/>\nthinking, which surprised me, because, although I had never thought much<br \/>\nof his intelligence, still it seemed to me to be impossible that anyone<br \/>\ncould be puzzled by so simple and soldierly a task.<\/p>\n<p>Well, we came at last to Bazoches, where he was to take the southern<br \/>\nroad and I the northern. He half turned in his saddle before he left me,<br \/>\nand he looked at me with a singular expression of inquiry in his face.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;What do you make of it, Brigadier?&#8217; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Of what?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Of our mission.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Surely it is plain enough.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;You think so? Why should the Emperor tell us his plans?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Because he recognized our intelligence.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>My companion laughed in a manner which I found annoying.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;May I ask what you intend to do if you find these villages full of<br \/>\nPrussians?&#8217; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I shall obey my orders.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;But you will be killed.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Very possibly.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>He laughed again, and so offensively that I clapped my hand to my sword.<br \/>\nBut before I could tell him what I thought of his stupidity and rudeness<br \/>\nhe had wheeled his horse, and was lumbering away down the other road. I<br \/>\nsaw his big fur cap vanish over the brow of the hill, and then I rode<br \/>\nupon my way, wondering at his conduct. From time to time I put my hand<br \/>\nto the breast of my tunic and felt the paper crackle beneath my fingers.<br \/>\nAh, my precious paper, which should be turned into the little silver<br \/>\nmedal for which I had yearned so long. All the way from Braine to<br \/>\nSermoise I was thinking of what my mother would say when she saw it.<\/p>\n<p>I stopped to give Violette a meal at a wayside auberge on the side of a<br \/>\nhill not far from Soissons&#8211;a place surrounded by old oaks, and with so<br \/>\nmany crows that one could scarce hear one&#8217;s own voice. It was from the<br \/>\ninnkeeper that I learned that Marmont had fallen back two days before,<br \/>\nand that the Prussians were over the Aisne. An hour later, in the fading<br \/>\nlight, I saw two of their vedettes upon the hill to the right, and then,<br \/>\nas darkness gathered, the heavens to the north were all glimmering from<br \/>\nthe lights of a bivouac.<\/p>\n<p>When I heard that Blucher had been there for two days, I was much<br \/>\nsurprised that the Emperor should not have known that the country<br \/>\nthrough which he had ordered me to carry my precious letter was already<br \/>\noccupied by the enemy. Still, I thought of the tone of his voice when he<br \/>\nsaid to Charpentier that a soldier must not choose, but must obey. I<br \/>\nshould follow the route he had laid down for me as long as Violette<br \/>\ncould move a hoof or I a finger upon her bridle. All the way from<br \/>\nSermoise to Soissons, where the road dips up and down, curving among fir<br \/>\nwoods, I kept my pistol ready and my sword-belt braced, pushing on<br \/>\nswiftly where the path was straight, and then coming slowly round the<br \/>\ncorners in the way we learned in Spain.<\/p>\n<p>When I came to the farmhouse which lies to the right of the road just<br \/>\nafter you cross the wooden bridge over the Crise, near where the great<br \/>\nstatue of the Virgin stands, a woman cried to me from the field, saying<br \/>\nthat the Prussians were in Soissons. A small party of their lancers, she<br \/>\nsaid, had come in that very afternoon, and a whole division was expected<br \/>\nbefore midnight. I did not wait to hear the end of her tale, but clapped<br \/>\nspurs into Violette, and in five minutes was galloping her into the<br \/>\ntown.<\/p>\n<p>Three Uhlans were at the mouth of the main street, their horses<br \/>\ntethered, and they gossiping together, each with a pipe as long as my<br \/>\nsabre. I saw them well in the light of an open door, but of me they<br \/>\ncould have seen only the flash of Violette&#8217;s grey side and the black<br \/>\nflutter of my cloak. A moment later I flew through a stream of them<br \/>\nrushing from an open gateway. Violette&#8217;s shoulder sent one of them<br \/>\nreeling, and I stabbed at another but missed him. Pang, pang, went two<br \/>\ncarbines, but I had flown round the curve of the street, and never so<br \/>\nmuch as heard the hiss of the balls. Ah, we were great, both Violette<br \/>\nand I. She lay down to it like a coursed hare, the fire flying from her<br \/>\nhoofs. I stood in my stirrups and brandished my sword. Someone sprang<br \/>\nfor my bridle. I sliced him through the arm, and I heard him howling<br \/>\nbehind me. Two horsemen closed upon me. I cut one down and outpaced the<br \/>\nother. A minute later I was clear of the town, and flying down a broad<br \/>\nwhite road with the black poplars on either side. For a time I heard the<br \/>\nrattle of hoofs behind me, but they died and died until I could not tell<br \/>\nthem from the throbbing of my own heart. Soon I pulled up and listened,<br \/>\nbut all was silent. They had given up the chase.<\/p>\n<p>Well, the first thing that I did was to dismount and to lead my mare<br \/>\ninto a small wood through which a stream ran. There I watered her and<br \/>\nrubbed her down, giving her two pieces of sugar soaked in cognac from my<br \/>\nflask. She was spent from the sharp chase, but it was wonderful to see<br \/>\nhow she came round with a half-hour&#8217;s rest. When my thighs closed upon<br \/>\nher again, I could tell by the spring and the swing of her that it would<br \/>\nnot be her fault if I did not win my way safe to Paris.<\/p>\n<p>I must have been well within the enemy&#8217;s lines now, for I heard a number<br \/>\nof them shouting one of their rough drinking songs out of a house by the<br \/>\nroadside, and I went round by the fields to avoid it. At another time<br \/>\ntwo men came out into the moonlight (for by this time it was a cloudless<br \/>\nnight) and shouted something in German, but I galloped on without<br \/>\nheeding them, and they were afraid to fire, for their own hussars are<br \/>\ndressed exactly as I was. It is best to take no notice at these times,<br \/>\nand then they put you down as a deaf man.<\/p>\n<p>It was a lovely moon, and every tree threw a black bar across the road.<br \/>\nI could see the countryside just as if it were daytime, and very<br \/>\npeaceful it looked, save that there was a great fire raging somewhere in<br \/>\nthe north. In the silence of the night-time, and with the knowledge that<br \/>\ndanger was in front and behind me, the sight of that great distant fire<br \/>\nwas very striking and awesome. But I am not easily clouded, for I have<br \/>\nseen too many singular things, so I hummed a tune between my teeth and<br \/>\nthought of little Lisette, whom I might see in Paris. My mind was full<br \/>\nof her when, trotting round a corner, I came straight upon half-a-dozen<br \/>\nGerman dragoons, who were sitting round a brushwood fire by the<br \/>\nroadside.<\/p>\n<p>I am an excellent soldier. I do not say this because I am prejudiced in<br \/>\nmy own favour, but because I really am so. I can weigh every chance in a<br \/>\nmoment, and decide with as much certainty as though I had brooded for a<br \/>\nweek. Now I saw like a flash that, come what might, I should be chased,<br \/>\nand on a horse which had already done a long twelve leagues. But it was<br \/>\nbetter to be chased onwards than to be chased back. On this moonlit<br \/>\nnight, with fresh horses behind me, I must take my risk in either case;<br \/>\nbut if I were to shake them off, I preferred that it should be near<br \/>\nSenlis than near Soissons.<\/p>\n<p>All this flashed on me as if by instinct, you understand. My eyes had<br \/>\nhardly rested on the bearded faces under the brass helmets before my<br \/>\nrowels had touched Violette, and she was off with a rattle like a<br \/>\npas-de-charge. Oh, the shouting and rushing and stamping from behind us!<br \/>\nThree of them fired and three swung themselves on to their horses. A<br \/>\nbullet rapped on the crupper of my saddle with a noise like a stick on a<br \/>\ndoor. Violette sprang madly forward, and I thought she had been wounded,<br \/>\nbut it was only a graze above the near fore-fetlock. Ah, the dear little<br \/>\nmare, how I loved her when I felt her settle down into that long, easy<br \/>\ngallop of hers, her hoofs going like a Spanish girl&#8217;s castanets. I could<br \/>\nnot hold myself. I turned on my saddle and shouted and raved, &#8216;Vive<br \/>\nl&#8217;Empereur!&#8217; I screamed and laughed at the gust of oaths that came back<br \/>\nto me.<\/p>\n<p>But it was not over yet. If she had been fresh she might have gained a<br \/>\nmile in five. Now she could only hold her own with a very little over.<br \/>\nThere was one of them, a young boy of an officer, who was better mounted<br \/>\nthan the others. He drew ahead with every stride. Two hundred yards<br \/>\nbehind him were two troopers, but I saw every time that I glanced round<br \/>\nthat the distance between them was increasing. The other three who had<br \/>\nwaited to shoot were a long way in the rear.<\/p>\n<p>The officer&#8217;s mount was a bay&#8211;a fine horse, though not to be spoken of<br \/>\nwith Violette; yet it was a powerful brute, and it seemed to me that in<br \/>\na few miles its freshness might tell. I waited until the lad was a long<br \/>\nway in front of his comrades, and then I eased my mare down a little&#8211;a<br \/>\nvery, very little, so that he might think he was really catching me.<br \/>\nWhen he came within pistol-shot of me I drew and cocked my own pistol,<br \/>\nand laid my chin upon my shoulder to see what he would do. He did not<br \/>\noffer to fire, and I soon discerned the cause. The silly boy had taken<br \/>\nhis pistols from his holsters when he had camped for the night. He<br \/>\nwagged his sword at me now and roared some threat or other. He did not<br \/>\nseem to understand that he was at my mercy. I eased Violette down until<br \/>\nthere was not the length of a long lance between the grey tail and the<br \/>\nbay muzzle.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Rendez-vous!&#8217; he yelled.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I must compliment monsieur upon his French,&#8217; said I, resting the barrel<br \/>\nof my pistol upon my bridle-arm, which I have always found best when<br \/>\nshooting from the saddle. I aimed at his face, and could see, even in<br \/>\nthe moonlight, how white he grew when he understood that it was all up<br \/>\nwith him. But even as my finger pressed the trigger I thought of his<br \/>\nmother, and I put my ball through his horse&#8217;s shoulder. I fear he hurt<br \/>\nhimself in the fall, for it was a fearful crash, but I had my letter to<br \/>\nthink of, so I stretched the mare into a gallop once more.<\/p>\n<p>But they were not so easily shaken off, these brigands. The two troopers<br \/>\nthought no more of their young officer than if he had been a recruit<br \/>\nthrown in the riding-school. They left him to the others and thundered<br \/>\non after me. I had pulled up on the brow of a hill, thinking that I had<br \/>\nheard the last of them; but, my faith, I soon saw there was no time for<br \/>\nloitering, so away we went, the mare tossing her head and I my shako, to<br \/>\nshow what we thought of two dragoons who tried to catch a hussar. But at<br \/>\nthis moment, even while I laughed at the thought, my heart stood still<br \/>\nwithin me, for there at the end of the long white road was a black patch<br \/>\nof cavalry waiting to receive me. To a young soldier it might have<br \/>\nseemed the shadow of the trees, but to me it was a troop of hussars,<br \/>\nand, turn where I could, death seemed to be waiting for me.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I had the dragoons behind me and the hussars in front. Never since<br \/>\nMoscow have I seemed to be in such peril. But for the honour of the<br \/>\nbrigade I had rather be cut down by a light cavalryman than by a heavy.<br \/>\nI never drew bridle, therefore, or hesitated for an instant, but I let<br \/>\nViolette have her head. I remember that I tried to pray as I rode, but I<br \/>\nam a little out of practice at such things, and the only words I could<br \/>\nremember were the prayer for fine weather which we used at the school on<br \/>\nthe evening before holidays. Even this seemed better than nothing, and I<br \/>\nwas pattering it out, when suddenly I heard French voices in front of<br \/>\nme. Ah, mon Dieu, but the joy went through my heart like a musket-ball.<br \/>\nThey were ours&#8211;our own dear little rascals from the corps of Marmont.<br \/>\nRound whisked my two dragoons and galloped for their lives, with the<br \/>\nmoon gleaming on their brass helmets, while I trotted up to my friends<br \/>\nwith no undue haste, for I would have them understand that though a<br \/>\nhussar may fly, it is not in his nature to fly very fast. Yet I fear<br \/>\nthat Violette&#8217;s heaving flanks and foam-spattered muzzle gave the lie<br \/>\nto my careless bearing.<\/p>\n<p>Who should be at the head of the troop but old Bouvet, whom I saved at<br \/>\nLeipzig! When he saw me his little pink eyes filled with tears, and,<br \/>\nindeed, I could not but shed a few myself at the sight of his joy. I<br \/>\ntold him of my mission, but he laughed when I said that I must pass<br \/>\nthrough Senlis.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;The enemy is there,&#8217; said he. &#8216;You cannot go.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I prefer to go where the enemy is,&#8217; I answered.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;But why not go straight to Paris with your despatch? Why should you<br \/>\nchoose to pass through the one place where you are almost sure to be<br \/>\ntaken or killed?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;A soldier does not choose&#8211;he obeys,&#8217; said I, just as I had heard<br \/>\nNapoleon say it.<\/p>\n<p>Old Bouvet laughed in his wheezy way, until I had to give my moustachios<br \/>\na twirl and look him up and down in a manner which brought him to<br \/>\nreason.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Well&#8217;, said he, &#8216;you had best come along with us, for we are all bound<br \/>\nfor Senlis. Our orders are to reconnoitre the place. A squadron of<br \/>\nPoniatowski&#8217;s Polish Lancers are in front of us. If you must ride<br \/>\nthrough it, it is possible that we may be able to go with you.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>So away we went, jingling and clanking through the quiet night until we<br \/>\ncame up with the Poles&#8211;fine old soldiers all of them, though a trifle<br \/>\nheavy for their horses. It was a treat to see them, for they could not<br \/>\nhave carried themselves better if they had belonged to my own brigade.<br \/>\nWe rode together, until in the early morning we saw the lights of<br \/>\nSenlis. A peasant was coming along with a cart, and from him we learned<br \/>\nhow things were going there.<\/p>\n<p>His information was certain, for his brother was the Mayor&#8217;s coachman,<br \/>\nand he had spoken with him late the night before. There was a single<br \/>\nsquadron of Cossacks&#8211;or a polk, as they call it in their frightful<br \/>\nlanguage&#8211;quartered upon the Mayor&#8217;s house, which stands at the corner<br \/>\nof the market-place, and is the largest building in the town. A whole<br \/>\ndivision of Prussion infantry was encamped in the woods to the north,<br \/>\nbut only the Cossacks were in Senlis. Ah, what a chance to avenge<br \/>\nourselves upon these barbarians, whose cruelty to our poor countryfolk<br \/>\nwas the talk at every camp fire.<\/p>\n<p>We were into the town like a torrent, hacked down the vedettes, rode<br \/>\nover the guard, and were smashing in the doors of the Mayor&#8217;s house<br \/>\nbefore they understood that there was a Frenchman within twenty miles of<br \/>\nthem. We saw horrid heads at the windows&#8211;heads bearded to the temples,<br \/>\nwith tangled hair and sheepskin caps, and silly, gaping mouths. &#8216;Hourra!<br \/>\nHourra!&#8217; they shrieked, and fired with their carbines, but our fellows<br \/>\nwere into the house and at their throats before they had wiped the sleep<br \/>\nout of their eyes. It was dreadful to see how the Poles flung themselves<br \/>\nupon them, like starving wolves upon a herd of fat bucks&#8211;for, as you<br \/>\nknow, the Poles have a blood feud against the Cossacks. The most were<br \/>\nkilled in the upper rooms, whither they had fled for shelter, and the<br \/>\nblood was pouring down into the hall like rain from a roof. They are<br \/>\nterrible soldiers, these Poles, though I think they are a trifle heavy<br \/>\nfor their horses. Man for man, they are as big as Kellerman&#8217;s<br \/>\ncuirassiers. Their equipment is, of course, much lighter, since they are<br \/>\nwithout the cuirass, back-plate, and helmet.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it was at this point that I made an error&#8211;a very serious error it<br \/>\nmust be admitted. Up to this moment I had carried out my mission in a<br \/>\nmanner which only my modesty prevents me from describing as remarkable.<br \/>\nBut now I did that which an official would condemn and a soldier excuse.<\/p>\n<p>There is no doubt that the mare was spent, but still it is true that I<br \/>\nmight have galloped on through Senlis and reached the country, where I<br \/>\nshould have had no enemy between me and Paris. But what hussar can ride<br \/>\npast a fight and never draw rein? It is to ask too much of him.<br \/>\nBesides, I thought that if Violette had an hour of rest I might have<br \/>\nthree hours the better at the other end. Then on the top of it came<br \/>\nthose heads at the windows, with their sheepskin hats and their<br \/>\nbarbarous cries. I sprang from my saddle, threw Violette&#8217;s bridle over a<br \/>\nrail-post, and ran into the house with the rest. It is true that I was<br \/>\ntoo late to be of service, and that I was nearly wounded by a<br \/>\nlance-thrust from one of these dying savages. Still, it is a pity to<br \/>\nmiss even the smallest affair, for one never knows what opportunity for<br \/>\nadvancement may present itself. I have seen more soldierly work in<br \/>\noutpost skirmishes and little gallop-and-hack affairs of the kind than<br \/>\nin any of the Emperor&#8217;s big battles.<\/p>\n<p>When the house was cleared I took a bucket of water out for Violette,<br \/>\nand our peasant guide showed me where the good Mayor kept his fodder. My<br \/>\nfaith, but the little sweetheart was ready for it. Then I sponged down<br \/>\nher legs, and leaving her still tethered I went back into the house to<br \/>\nfind a mouthful for myself, so that I should not need to halt again<br \/>\nuntil I was in Paris.<\/p>\n<p>And now I come to the part of my story which may seem singular to you,<br \/>\nalthough I could tell you at least ten things every bit as queer which<br \/>\nhave happened to me in my lifetime. You can understand that, to a man<br \/>\nwho spends his life in scouting and vedette duties on the bloody ground<br \/>\nwhich lies between two great armies, there are many chances of strange<br \/>\nexperiences. I&#8217;ll tell you, however, exactly what occurred.<\/p>\n<p>Old Bouvet was waiting in the passage when I entered, and he asked me<br \/>\nwhether we might not crack a bottle of wine together. &#8216;My faith, we must<br \/>\nnot be long,&#8217; said he. &#8216;There are ten thousand of Theilmann&#8217;s Prussians<br \/>\nin the woods up yonder.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Where is the wine?&#8217; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Ah, you may trust two hussars to find where the wine is,&#8217; said he, and<br \/>\ntaking a candle in his hand, he led the way down the stone stairs into<br \/>\nthe kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>When we got there we found another door, which opened on to a winding<br \/>\nstair with the cellar at the bottom. The Cossacks had been there before<br \/>\nus, as was easily seen by the broken bottles littered all over it.<br \/>\nHowever, the Mayor was a _bon-vivant_, and I do not wish to have a<br \/>\nbetter set of bins to pick from. Chambertin, Graves, Alicant, white wine<br \/>\nand red, sparkling and still, they lay in pyramids peeping coyly out of<br \/>\nsawdust. Old Bouvet stood with his candle looking here and peeping<br \/>\nthere, purring in his throat like a cat before a milk-pail. He had<br \/>\npicked upon a Burgundy at last, and had his hand outstretched to the<br \/>\nbottle when there came a roar of musketry from above us, a rush of feet,<br \/>\nand such a yelping and screaming as I have never listened to. The<br \/>\nPrussians were upon us!<\/p>\n<p>Bouvet is a brave man: I will say that for him. He flashed out his sword<br \/>\nand away he clattered up the stone steps, his spurs clinking as he ran.<br \/>\nI followed him, but just as we came out into the kitchen passage a<br \/>\ntremendous shout told us that the house had been recaptured.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;It is all over,&#8217; I cried, grasping at Bouvet&#8217;s sleeve.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;There is one more to die,&#8217; he shouted, and away he went like a madman<br \/>\nup the second stair. In effect, I should have gone to my death also had<br \/>\nI been in his place, for he had done very wrong in not throwing out his<br \/>\nscouts to warn him if the Germans advanced upon him. For an instant I<br \/>\nwas about to rush up with him, and then I bethought myself that, after<br \/>\nall, I had my own mission to think of, and that if I were taken the<br \/>\nimportant letter of the Emperor would be sacrificed. I let Bouvet die<br \/>\nalone, therefore, and I went down into the cellar again, closing the<br \/>\ndoor behind me.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it was not a very rosy prospect down there either. Bouvet had<br \/>\ndropped the candle when the alarm came, and I, pawing about in the<br \/>\ndarkness, could find nothing but broken bottles. At last I came upon<br \/>\nthe candle, which had rolled under the curve of a cask, but, try as I<br \/>\nwould with my tinderbox, I could not light it. The reason was that the<br \/>\nwick had been wet in a puddle of wine, so suspecting that this might be<br \/>\nthe case, I cut the end off with my sword. Then I found that it lighted<br \/>\neasily enough. But what to do I could not imagine. The scoundrels<br \/>\nupstairs were shouting themselves hoarse, several hundred of them from<br \/>\nthe sound, and it was clear that some of them would soon want to moisten<br \/>\ntheir throats. There would be an end to a dashing soldier, and of the<br \/>\nmission and of the medal. I thought of my mother and I thought of the<br \/>\nEmperor. It made me weep to think that the one would lose so excellent a<br \/>\nson and the other the best light cavalry officer he ever had since<br \/>\nLasalle&#8217;s time. But presently I dashed the tears from my eyes.<br \/>\n&#8216;Courage!&#8217; I cried, striking myself upon the chest. &#8216;Courage, my brave<br \/>\nboy. Is it possible that one who has come safely from Moscow without so<br \/>\nmuch as a frost-bite will die in a French wine-cellar?&#8217; At the thought I<br \/>\nwas up on my feet and clutching at the letter in my tunic, for the<br \/>\ncrackle of it gave me courage.<\/p>\n<p>My first plan was to set fire to the house, in the hope of escaping in<br \/>\nthe confusion. My second to get into an empty wine-cask. I was looking<br \/>\nround to see if I could find one, when suddenly, in the corner, I espied<br \/>\na little low door, painted of the same grey colour as the wall, so that<br \/>\nit was only a man with quick sight who would have noticed it. I pushed<br \/>\nagainst it, and at first I imagined that it was locked. Presently,<br \/>\nhowever, it gave a little, and then I understood that it was held by the<br \/>\npressure of something on the other side. I put my feet against a<br \/>\nhogshead of wine, and I gave such a push that the door flew open and I<br \/>\ncame down with a crash upon my back, the candle flying out of my hands,<br \/>\nso that I found myself in darkness once more. I picked myself up and<br \/>\nstared through the black archway into the gloom beyond.<\/p>\n<p>There was a slight ray of light coming from some slit or grating. The<br \/>\ndawn had broken outside, and I could dimly see the long, curving sides<br \/>\nof several huge casks, which made me think that perhaps this was where<br \/>\nthe Mayor kept his reserves of wine while they were maturing. At any<br \/>\nrate, it seemed to be a safer hiding-place than the outer cellar, so<br \/>\ngathering up my candle, I was just closing the door behind me, when I<br \/>\nsuddenly saw something which filled me with amazement, and even, I<br \/>\nconfess, with the smallest little touch of fear.<\/p>\n<p>I have said that at the further end of the cellar there was a dim grey<br \/>\nfan of light striking downwards from somewhere near the roof. Well, as I<br \/>\npeered through the darkness, I suddenly saw a great, tall man skip into<br \/>\nthis belt of daylight, and then out again into the darkness at the<br \/>\nfurther end. My word, I gave such a start that my shako nearly broke its<br \/>\nchin-strap! It was only a glance, but, none the less, I had time to see<br \/>\nthat the fellow had a hairy Cossack cap on his head, and that he was a<br \/>\ngreat, long-legged, broad-shouldered brigand, with a sabre at his waist.<br \/>\nMy faith, even Etienne Gerard was a little staggered at being left alone<br \/>\nwith such a creature in the dark.<\/p>\n<p>But only for a moment. &#8216;Courage!&#8217; I thought. &#8216;Am I not a hussar, a<br \/>\nbrigadier, too, at the age of thirty-one, and the chosen messenger of<br \/>\nthe Emperor?&#8217; After all, this skulker had more cause to be afraid of me<br \/>\nthan I of him. And then suddenly I understood that he was<br \/>\nafraid&#8211;horribly afraid. I could read it from his quick step and his<br \/>\nbent shoulders as he ran among the barrels, like a rat making for its<br \/>\nhole. And, of course, it must have been he who had held the door against<br \/>\nme, and not some packing-case or wine-cask as I had imagined. He was the<br \/>\npursued then, and I the pursuer. Aha, I felt my whiskers bristle as I<br \/>\nadvanced upon him through the darkness! He would find that he had no<br \/>\nchicken to deal with, this robber from the North. For the moment I was<br \/>\nmagnificent.<\/p>\n<p>At first I had feared to light my candle lest I should make a mark of<br \/>\nmyself, but now, after cracking my shin over a box, and catching my<br \/>\nspurs in some canvas, I thought the bolder course the wiser. I lit it,<br \/>\ntherefore, and then I advanced with long strides, my sword in my hand.<br \/>\n&#8216;Come out, you rascal!&#8217; I cried. &#8216;Nothing can save you. You will at last<br \/>\nmeet with your deserts.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>I held my candle high, and presently I caught a glimpse of the man&#8217;s<br \/>\nhead staring at me over a barrel. He had a gold chevron on his black<br \/>\ncap, and the expression of his face told me in an instant that he was an<br \/>\nofficer and a man of refinement.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Monsieur,&#8217; he cried, in excellent French, &#8216;I surrender myself on a<br \/>\npromise of quarter. But if I do not have your promise, I will then sell<br \/>\nmy life as dearly as I can.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Sir,&#8217; said I, &#8216;a Frenchman knows how to treat an unfortunate enemy.<br \/>\nYour life is safe.&#8217; With that he handed his sword over the top of the<br \/>\nbarrel, and I bowed with the candle on my heart. &#8216;Whom have I the honour<br \/>\nof capturing?&#8217; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I am the Count Boutkine, of the Emperor&#8217;s own Don Cossacks,&#8217; said he.<br \/>\n&#8216;I came out with my troop to reconnoitre Senlis, and as we found no sign<br \/>\nof your people we determined to spend the night here.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;And would it be an indiscretion,&#8217; I asked, &#8216;if I were to inquire how<br \/>\nyou came into the back cellar?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Nothing more simple,&#8217; said he. &#8216;It was our intention to start at early<br \/>\ndawn. Feeling chilled after dressing, I thought that a cup of wine would<br \/>\ndo me no harm, so I came down to see what I could find. As I was<br \/>\nrummaging about, the house was suddenly carried by assault so rapidly<br \/>\nthat by the time I had climbed the stairs it was all over. It only<br \/>\nremained for me to save myself, so I came down here and hid myself in<br \/>\nthe back cellar, where you have found me.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>I thought of how old Bouvet had behaved under the same conditions, and<br \/>\nthe tears sprang to my eyes as I contemplated the glory of France. Then<br \/>\nI had to consider what I should do next. It was clear that this Russian<br \/>\nCount, being in the back cellar while we were in the front one, had not<br \/>\nheard the sounds which would have told him that the house was once again<br \/>\nin the hands of his own allies. If he should once understand this the<br \/>\ntables would be turned, and I should be his prisoner instead of he being<br \/>\nmine. What was I to do? I was at my wits&#8217; end, when suddenly there came<br \/>\nto me an idea so brilliant that I could not but be amazed at my own<br \/>\ninvention.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Count Boutkine,&#8217; said I, &#8216;I find myself in a most difficult position.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;And why?&#8217; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Because I have promised you your life.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>His jaw dropped a little.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;You would not withdraw your promise?&#8217; he cried.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;If the worst comes to the worst I can die in your defence,&#8217; said I;<br \/>\n&#8216;but the difficulties are great.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;What is it, then?&#8217; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I will be frank with you,&#8217; said I. &#8216;You must know that our fellows, and<br \/>\nespecially the Poles, are so incensed against the Cossacks that the mere<br \/>\nsight of the uniform drives them mad. They precipitate themselves<br \/>\ninstantly upon the wearer and tear him limb from limb. Even their<br \/>\nofficers cannot restrain them.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>The Russian grew pale at my words and the way in which I said them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;But this is terrible,&#8217; said he.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Horrible!&#8217; said I. &#8216;If we were to go up together at this moment I<br \/>\ncannot promise how far I could protect you.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I am in your hands,&#8217; he cried. &#8216;What would you suggest that we should<br \/>\ndo? Would it not be best that I should remain here?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;That worst of all.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;And why?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Because our fellows will ransack the house presently, and then you<br \/>\nwould be cut to pieces. No, no, I must go and break it to them. But even<br \/>\nthen, when once they see that accursed uniform, I do not know what may<br \/>\nhappen.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Should I then take the uniform off?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Excellent!&#8217; I cried. &#8216;Hold, we have it! You will take your uniform off<br \/>\nand put on mine. That will make you sacred to every French soldier.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;It is not the French I fear so much as the Poles.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;But my uniform will be a safeguard against either.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;How can I thank you?&#8217; he cried. &#8216;But you&#8211;what are you to wear?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I will wear yours.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;And perhaps fall a victim to your generosity?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;It is my duty to take the risk,&#8217; I answered; &#8216;but I have no fears. I<br \/>\nwill ascend in your uniform. A hundred swords will be turned upon me.<br \/>\n&#8220;Hold!&#8221; I will shout, &#8220;I am the Brigadier Gerard!&#8221; Then they will see my<br \/>\nface. They will know me. And I will tell them about you. Under the<br \/>\nshield of these clothes you will be sacred.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>His fingers trembled with eagerness as he tore off his tunic. His boots<br \/>\nand breeches were much like my own, so there was no need to change them,<br \/>\nbut I gave him my hussar jacket, my dolman, my shako, my sword-belt, and<br \/>\nmy sabre-tasche, while I took in exchange his high sheepskin cap with<br \/>\nthe gold chevron, his fur-trimmed coat, and his crooked sword. Be it<br \/>\nwell understood that in changing the tunics I did not forget to change<br \/>\nmy thrice-precious letter also from my old one to my new.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;With your leave,&#8217; said I, &#8216;I shall now bind you to a barrel.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>He made a great fuss over this, but I have learned in my soldiering<br \/>\nnever to throw away chances, and how could I tell that he might not,<br \/>\nwhen my back was turned, see how the matter really stood, and break in<br \/>\nupon my plans? He was leaning against a barrel at the time, so I ran six<br \/>\ntimes round it with a rope, and then tied it with a big knot behind. If<br \/>\nhe wished to come upstairs he would, at least, have to carry a thousand<br \/>\nlitres of good French wine for a knapsack. I then shut the door of the<br \/>\nback cellar behind me, so that he might not hear what was going forward,<br \/>\nand tossing the candle away I ascended the kitchen stair.<\/p>\n<p>There were only about twenty steps, and yet, while I came up them, I<br \/>\nseemed to have time to think of everything that I had ever hoped to do.<br \/>\nIt was the same feeling that I had at Eylau when I lay with my broken<br \/>\nleg and saw the horse artillery galloping down upon me. Of course, I<br \/>\nknew that if I were taken I should be shot instantly as being disguised<br \/>\nwithin the enemy&#8217;s lines. Still, it was a glorious death&#8211;in the direct<br \/>\nservice of the Emperor&#8211;and I reflected that there could not be less<br \/>\nthan five lines, and perhaps seven, in the _Moniteur_ about me. Palaret<br \/>\nhad eight lines, and I am sure that he had not so fine a career.<\/p>\n<p>When I made my way out into the hall, with all the nonchalance in my<br \/>\nface and manner that I could assume, the very first thing that I saw was<br \/>\nBouvet&#8217;s dead body, with his legs drawn up and a broken sword in his<br \/>\nhand. I could see by the black smudge that he had been shot at close<br \/>\nquarters. I should have wished to salute as I went by, for he was a<br \/>\ngallant man, but I feared lest I should be seen, and so I passed on.<\/p>\n<p>The front of the hall was full of Prussian infantry, who were knocking<br \/>\nloopholes in the wall, as though they expected that there might be yet<br \/>\nanother attack. Their officer, a little man, was running about giving<br \/>\ndirections. They were all too busy to take much notice of me, but<br \/>\nanother officer, who was standing by the door with a long pipe in his<br \/>\nmouth, strode across and clapped me on the shoulder, pointing to the<br \/>\ndead bodies of our poor hussars, and saying something which was meant<br \/>\nfor a jest, for his long beard opened and showed every fang in his head.<br \/>\nI laughed heartily also, and said the only Russian words that I knew. I<br \/>\nlearned them from little Sophie, at Wilna, and they meant: &#8216;If the night<br \/>\nis fine we shall meet under the oak tree, but if it rains we shall meet<br \/>\nin the byre.&#8217; It was all the same to this German, however, and I have no<br \/>\ndoubt that he gave me credit for saying something very witty indeed, for<br \/>\nhe roared laughing, and slapped me on my shoulder again. I nodded to him<br \/>\nand marched out of the hall-door as coolly as if I were the commandant<br \/>\nof the garrison.<\/p>\n<p>There were a hundred horses tethered about outside, most of them<br \/>\nbelonging to the Poles and hussars. Good little Violette was waiting<br \/>\nwith the others, and she whinnied when she saw me coming towards her.<br \/>\nBut I would not mount her. No. I was much too cunning for that. On the<br \/>\ncontrary, I chose the most shaggy little Cossack horse that I could see,<br \/>\nand I sprang upon it with as much assurance as though it had belonged to<br \/>\nmy father before me. It had a great bag of plunder slung over its neck,<br \/>\nand this I laid upon Violette&#8217;s back, and led her along beside me. Never<br \/>\nhave you seen such a picture of the Cossack returning from the foray. It<br \/>\nwas superb.<\/p>\n<p>Well, the town was full of Prussians by this time. They lined the<br \/>\nside-walks and pointed me out to each other, saying, as I could judge<br \/>\nfrom their gestures, &#8216;There goes one of those devils of Cossacks. They<br \/>\nare the boys for foraging and plunder.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>One or two officers spoke to me with an air of authority, but I shook my<br \/>\nhead and smiled, and said, &#8216;If the night is fine we shall meet under the<br \/>\noak tree, but if it rains we shall meet in the byre,&#8217; at which they<br \/>\nshrugged their shoulders and gave the matter up. In this way I worked<br \/>\nalong until I was beyond the northern outskirt of the town. I could see<br \/>\nin the roadway two lancer vedettes with their black and white pennons,<br \/>\nand I knew that when I was once past these I should be a free man once<br \/>\nmore. I made my pony trot, therefore, Violette rubbing her nose against<br \/>\nmy knee all the time, and looking up at me to ask how she had deserved<br \/>\nthat this hairy doormat of a creature should be preferred to her. I was<br \/>\nnot more than a hundred yards from the Uhlans when, suddenly, you can<br \/>\nimagine my feelings when I saw a real Cossack coming galloping along the<br \/>\nroad towards me.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, my friend, you who read this, if you have any heart, you will feel<br \/>\nfor a man like me, who had gone through so many dangers and trials, only<br \/>\nat this very last moment to be confronted with one which appeared to put<br \/>\nan end to everything. I will confess that for a moment I lost heart, and<br \/>\nwas inclined to throw myself down in my despair, and to cry out that I<br \/>\nhad been betrayed. But, no; I was not beaten even now. I opened two<br \/>\nbuttons of my tunic so that I might get easily at the Emperor&#8217;s message,<br \/>\nfor it was my fixed determination when all hope was gone to swallow the<br \/>\nletter and then die sword in hand. Then I felt that my little, crooked<br \/>\nsword was loose in its sheath, and I trotted on to where the vedettes<br \/>\nwere waiting. They seemed inclined to stop me, but I pointed to the<br \/>\nother Cossack, who was still a couple of hundred yards off, and they,<br \/>\nunderstanding that I merely wished to meet him, let me pass with a<br \/>\nsalute.<\/p>\n<p>I dug my spurs into my pony then, for if I were only far enough from the<br \/>\nlancers I thought I might manage the Cossack without much difficulty. He<br \/>\nwas an officer, a large, bearded man, with a gold chevron in his cap,<br \/>\njust the same as mine. As I advanced he unconsciously aided me by<br \/>\npulling up his horse, so that I had a fine start of the vedettes. On I<br \/>\ncame for him, and I could see wonder changing to suspicion in his brown<br \/>\neyes as he looked at me and at my pony, and at my equipment. I do not<br \/>\nknow what it was that was wrong, but he saw something which was as it<br \/>\nshould not be. He shouted out a question, and then when I gave no answer<br \/>\nhe pulled out his sword. I was glad in my heart to see him do so, for I<br \/>\nhad always rather fight than cut down an unsuspecting enemy. Now I made<br \/>\nat him full tilt, and, parrying his cut, I got my point in just under<br \/>\nthe fourth button of his tunic. Down he went, and the weight of him<br \/>\nnearly took me off my horse before I could disengage. I never glanced at<br \/>\nhim to see if he were living or dead, for I sprang off my pony and on to<br \/>\nViolette, with a shake of my bridle and a kiss of my hand to the two<br \/>\nUhlans behind me. They galloped after me, shouting, but Violette had had<br \/>\nher rest, and was just as fresh as when she started. I took the first<br \/>\nside road to the west and then the first to the south, which would take<br \/>\nme away from the enemy&#8217;s country. On we went and on, every stride taking<br \/>\nme further from my foes and nearer to my friends. At last, when I<br \/>\nreached the end of a long stretch of road, and looking back from it<br \/>\ncould see no sign of any pursuers, I understood that my troubles were<br \/>\nover.<\/p>\n<p>And it gave me a glow of happiness, as I rode, to think that I had done<br \/>\nto the letter what the Emperor had ordered. What would he say when he<br \/>\nsaw me? What could he say which would do justice to the incredible way<br \/>\nin which I had risen above every danger? He had ordered me to go through<br \/>\nSermoise, Soissons, and Senlis, little dreaming that they were all three<br \/>\noccupied by the enemy. And yet I had done it. I had borne his letter in<br \/>\nsafety through each of these towns. Hussars, dragoons, lancers,<br \/>\nCossacks, and infantry&#8211;I had run the gauntlet of all of them, and had<br \/>\ncome out unharmed.<\/p>\n<p>When I had got as far as Dammartin I caught a first glimpse of our own<br \/>\noutposts. There was a troop of dragoons in a field, and of course I<br \/>\ncould see from the horsehair crests that they were French. I galloped<br \/>\ntowards them in order to ask them if all was safe between there and<br \/>\nParis, and as I rode I felt such a pride at having won my way back to my<br \/>\nfriends again, that I could not refrain from waving my sword in the air.<\/p>\n<p>At this a young officer galloped out from among the dragoons, also<br \/>\nbrandishing his sword, and it warmed my heart to think that he should<br \/>\ncome riding with such ardour and enthusiasm to greet me. I made<br \/>\nViolette caracole, and as we came together I brandished my sword more<br \/>\ngallantly than ever, but you can imagine my feelings when he suddenly<br \/>\nmade a cut at me which would certainly have taken my head off if I had<br \/>\nnot fallen forward with my nose in Violette&#8217;s mane. My faith, it<br \/>\nwhistled just over my cap like an east wind. Of course, it came from<br \/>\nthis accursed Cossack uniform which, in my excitement, I had forgotten<br \/>\nall about, and this young dragoon had imagined that I was some Russian<br \/>\nchampion who was challenging the French cavalry. My word, he was a<br \/>\nfrightened man when he understood how near he had been to killing the<br \/>\ncelebrated Brigadier Gerard.<\/p>\n<p>Well, the road was clear, and about three o&#8217;clock in the afternoon I was<br \/>\nat St Denis, though it took me a long two hours to get from there to<br \/>\nParis, for the road was blocked with commissariat waggons and guns of<br \/>\nthe artillery reserve, which was going north to Marmont and Mortier. You<br \/>\ncannot conceive the excitement which my appearance in such a costume<br \/>\nmade in Paris, and when I came to the Rue de Rivoli I should think I had<br \/>\na quarter of a mile of folk riding or running behind me. Word had got<br \/>\nabout from the dragoons (two of whom had come with me), and everybody<br \/>\nknew about my adventures and how I had come by my uniform. It was a<br \/>\ntriumph&#8211;men shouting and women waving their handkerchiefs and blowing<br \/>\nkisses from the windows.<\/p>\n<p>Although I am a man singularly free from conceit, still I must confess<br \/>\nthat, on this one occasion, I could not restrain myself from showing<br \/>\nthat this reception gratified me. The Russian&#8217;s coat had hung very loose<br \/>\nupon me, but now I threw out my chest until it was as tight as a<br \/>\nsausage-skin. And my little sweetheart of a mare tossed her mane and<br \/>\npawed with her front hoofs, frisking her tail about as though she said,<br \/>\n&#8216;We&#8217;ve done it together this time. It is to us that commissions should<br \/>\nbe intrusted.&#8217; When I kissed her between the nostrils as I dismounted at<br \/>\nthe gate of the Tuileries, there was as much shouting as if a bulletin<br \/>\nhad been read from the Grand Army.<\/p>\n<p>I was hardly in costume to visit a King; but, after all, if one has a<br \/>\nsoldierly figure one can do without all that. I was shown up straight<br \/>\naway to Joseph, whom I had often seen in Spain. He seemed as stout, as<br \/>\nquiet, and as amiable as ever. Talleyrand was in the room with him, or I<br \/>\nsuppose I should call him the Duke of Benevento, but I confess that I<br \/>\nlike old names best. He read my letter when Joseph Buonaparte handed it<br \/>\nto him, and then he looked at me with the strangest expression in those<br \/>\nfunny little, twinkling eyes of his.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Were you the only messenger?&#8217; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;There was one other, sir,&#8217; said I. &#8216;Major Charpentier, of the Horse<br \/>\nGrenadiers.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;He has not yet arrived,&#8217; said the King of Spain.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;If you had seen the legs of his horse, sire, you would not wonder at<br \/>\nit,&#8217; I remarked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;There may be other reasons,&#8217; said Talleyrand, and he gave that singular<br \/>\nsmile of his.<\/p>\n<p>Well, they paid me a compliment or two, though they might have said a<br \/>\ngood deal more and yet have said too little. I bowed myself out, and<br \/>\nvery glad I was to get away, for I hate a Court as much as I love a<br \/>\ncamp. Away I went to my old friend Chaubert, in the Rue Miromesnil, and<br \/>\nthere I got his hussar uniform, which fitted me very well. He and<br \/>\nLisette and I supped together in his rooms, and all my dangers were<br \/>\nforgotten. In the morning I found Violette ready for another<br \/>\ntwenty-league stretch. It was my intention to return instantly to the<br \/>\nEmperor&#8217;s headquarters, for I was, as you may well imagine, impatient to<br \/>\nhear his words of praise, and to receive my reward.<\/p>\n<p>I need not say that I rode back by a safe route, for I had seen quite<br \/>\nenough of Uhlans and Cossacks. I passed through Meaux and Ch\u00e2teau<br \/>\nThierry, and so in the evening I arrived at Rheims, where Napoleon was<br \/>\nstill lying. The bodies of our fellows and of St Prest&#8217;s Russians had<br \/>\nall been buried, and I could see changes in the camp also. The soldiers<br \/>\nlooked better cared for; some of the cavalry had received remounts, and<br \/>\neverything was in excellent order. It was wonderful what a good general<br \/>\ncan effect in a couple of days.<\/p>\n<p>When I came to the headquarters I was shown straight into the Emperor&#8217;s<br \/>\nroom. He was drinking coffee at a writing-table, with a big plan drawn<br \/>\nout on paper in front of him. Berthier and Macdonald were leaning, one<br \/>\nover each shoulder, and he was talking so quickly that I don&#8217;t believe<br \/>\nthat either of them could catch a half of what he was saying. But when<br \/>\nhis eyes fell upon me he dropped the pen on to the chart, and he sprang<br \/>\nup with a look in his pale face which struck me cold.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;What the deuce are you doing here?&#8217; he shouted. When he was angry he<br \/>\nhad a voice like a peacock.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I have the honour to report to you, sire,&#8217; said I, &#8216;that I have<br \/>\ndelivered your despatch safely to the King of Spain.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;What!&#8217; he yelled, and his two eyes transfixed me like bayonets. Oh,<br \/>\nthose dreadful eyes, shifting from grey to blue, like steel in the<br \/>\nsunshine. I can see them now when I have a bad dream.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;What has become of Charpentier?&#8217; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;He is captured,&#8217; said Macdonald.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;By whom?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;The Russians.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;The Cossacks?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;No, a single Cossack.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;He gave himself up?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Without resistance.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;He is an intelligent officer. You will see that the medal of honour is<br \/>\nawarded to him.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>When I heard those words I had to rub my eyes to make sure that I was<br \/>\nawake.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;As to you,&#8217; cried the Emperor, taking a step forward as if he would<br \/>\nhave struck me, &#8216;you brain of a hare, what do you think that you were<br \/>\nsent upon this mission for? Do you conceive that I would send a really<br \/>\nimportant message by such a hand as yours, and through every village<br \/>\nwhich the enemy holds? How you came through them passes my<br \/>\ncomprehension; but if your fellow-messenger had had but as little sense<br \/>\nas you, my whole plan of campaign would have been ruined. Can you not<br \/>\nsee, coglione, that this message contained false news, and that it was<br \/>\nintended to deceive the enemy whilst I put a very different scheme into<br \/>\nexecution?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>When I heard those cruel words and saw the angry, white face which<br \/>\nglared at me, I had to hold the back of a chair, for my mind was failing<br \/>\nme and my knees would hardly bear me up. But then I took courage as I<br \/>\nreflected that I was an honourable gentleman, and that my whole life had<br \/>\nbeen spent in toiling for this man and for my beloved country.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Sire,&#8217; said I, and the tears would trickle down my cheeks whilst I<br \/>\nspoke, &#8216;when you are dealing with a man like me you would find it wiser<br \/>\nto deal openly. Had I known that you had wished the despatch to fall<br \/>\ninto the hands of the enemy, I would have seen that it came there. As I<br \/>\nbelieved that I was to guard it, I was prepared to sacrifice my life for<br \/>\nit. I do not believe, sire, that any man in the world ever met with more<br \/>\ntoils and perils than I have done in trying to carry out what I thought<br \/>\nwas your will.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>I dashed the tears from my eyes as I spoke, and with such fire and<br \/>\nspirit as I could command I gave him an account of it all, of my dash<br \/>\nthrough Soissons, my brush with the dragoons, my adventure in Senlis, my<br \/>\nrencontre with Count Boutkine in the cellar, my disguise, my meeting<br \/>\nwith the Cossack officer, my flight, and how at the last moment I was<br \/>\nnearly cut down by a French dragoon. The Emperor, Berthier, and<br \/>\nMacdonald listened with astonishment on their faces. When I had finished<br \/>\nNapoleon stepped forward and he pinched me by the ear.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;There, there!&#8217; said he. &#8216;Forget anything which I may have said. I<br \/>\nwould have done better to trust you. You may go.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>I turned to the door, and my hand was upon the handle, when the Emperor<br \/>\ncalled upon me to stop.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;You will see,&#8217; said he, turning to the Duke of Tarentum, &#8216;that<br \/>\nBrigadier Gerard has the special medal of honour, for I believe that if<br \/>\nhe has the thickest head he has also the stoutest heart in my army.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><em>If you enjoyed this story and would like to see more posted here, let us know and we will be more than happy to post more of these fun stories.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>More news later this week&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems I&#8217;ve once again been bitten by the Napoleonic bug. How or why, I&#8217;ll never know. 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